Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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