we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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