I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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