It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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