he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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