What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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