Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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