just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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