he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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