i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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