But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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