no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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