So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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