Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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