How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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