Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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