Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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