That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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