How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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