Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I'm passing your future prison.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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