David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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