nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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