Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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