Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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