I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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