Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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