this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
