Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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