: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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