69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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