we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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