yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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