i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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