im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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