She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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