I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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