Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
