I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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