oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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