): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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