Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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