Dual....:-)
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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