her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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