I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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