i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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