Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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