these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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