i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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