Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Blow job season was short but glorious.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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