so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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