Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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