I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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