god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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