you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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