I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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